Jokes
1 November 2022
Tom rubs a magic lamp. A genie pops out and grants him 3 wishes.
Genie: What will your first wish be?
Tom: I, want to be rich.
Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will your second wish be?
Rich: I, want a lot of money...
A guy walks onto a rooftop bar and sits next to another guy who says he's drinking a magical drink.
The first guy asks, "What's so magical about it?" Then, the guy steps to the edge of the rooftop and starts to fly. The other guy takes a swig of the drink and tries to fly as well, but falls and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "You know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
My wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I, think she has picked up a few tricks.
I, came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom.
She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked.
Poor b*stard must have wondered what the f*ck was going on.
I, feel sorry for the magician I, saw the other day...
He hypnotized 7 guys and then dropped the microphone on his foot and said "F*CK ME".
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