Jokes
8 September 2022
Do you know how horrifying it is to have a shower when you're a magician?
Never knowing if your bathroom is still going to be there when you pull back the shower curtain.
What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's taser?
One is used for cunning stunts.....
(You said it, not me)
An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show. They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.
The Magician on stage notices them standing there, and asks the gentlemen:
"Can you all see me from there?"
So the gentlemen reply in order:
"Yes.", "Oui.", "Si.", "Ja."
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